So it turns out my dog is something of a theologian.
For those of you who don't know, Martin Luther arranged the books of the Bible as we know them today. He didn't however, particularly care for the books of Jude or Revelation...so he put them alllllll the way at the very end.
Roy, on the other hand, decided to do away with them completely.
At least in my translation, which could now be aptly called The New King Roy Edition.
As Martin Luther said, "Be a sinner and sin boldly."
Roy apparently agrees.
until I yelled at him...then I got this face.